“They have all been successfully dumbed down, sickened with poor health, enslaved and mind-controlled just enough to keep this system going for thousands of years. 50,000 years to be exact.”
“Taste is difficult to define and even harder to justify, so let us just take it for granted for a moment.”
“Indium, another endangered element—number 49 in the periodic table—”
“Gallipolli was shocking for us," Mr Keating said. "Dragged into service by the imperial government in an ill-conceived and poorly executed campaign, we were cut to ribbons and dispatched. And none of it in the defence of Australia.”
“Why four should induce the optimum sense of security isn't easy to say, but it does seem to be a fundamental fact of flatware psychology.”
“Yamaha CEO Pleased With Current Production Of Jet Skis, Alto Saxophones, Snowmobiles, Power Generators, Scooters, Golf Carts”
“The Pinchin Street torso”
“If aliens ever visit us, I think the outcome would be much as when Christopher Columbus first landed in America, which didn’t turn out very well for the Native Americans.”
